Yes, gentlemen and ladies strap your belts in and anticipate a rollercoaster of absurdity! "Cocaine Bear" is an unforgettable ride in more manners than one. The movie takes an "bear-y" true story and transforms it into a shocking horror comedy that is sure to be sure to make you scratch your head, and contemplating whether the lifestyle choices are right for bears and drug smugglers.
Cocaine Bear
From the moment we get to meet the dashing Andrew C Thornton, played brilliantly by Matthew Rhys, you know the audience is in for a wild adventure. He's a smuggler with style, grace, and a ability to dump his valuable merchandise in the most dangerous spots. And he had no idea what he was in for, and he'd unbeknownst to himself create the mythology of the century, known as "Cocaine Bear!"
Forget what believe of bears and their preferences for food. The film takes a strong approach and suggests that when bears drink cocaine, they aren't just partying, they turn into bloodthirsty monsters! Beware, Godzilla you've got a new queen in town. And his name is a bear, with a fascination for powdered compounds.
The characters we have in our story, including police that are incompetent and the criminals who are hapless, and innocent citizens who had trouble finding their way to a sack of newspaper and will leave you amazed. The collective incompetence of the characters is an amazing sight. If you ever find yourself in need of some laughs think of Police Detective Bob Springs and Officer Reba Mitchell trying to solve cases without shooting one another.
Don't forget to mention our courageous adventurers Olaf as well as Elsa. They're not from the movie they appear as in "Frozen." These two hikers stumble upon an amazing treasure chest of Colombian quality, and in the blink of an eye you say "Bearzilla," they become first targets of Cocaine Bear's hunger for food. What's the point of one more Disney princess when there's the snorting, wild bear at large?
The movie is the perfect harmony between horror and comedy it makes you laugh when you laugh and then grip you to your chair in fear the next. The body count rises faster than (blog post) you can count the curls of your neck while you'll be cheering at each demise, with hilarious enthusiasm. This is just like watching a National Geographic special hosted by Grim Reaper. Grim Reaper.
We'll now discuss the showdown that will be a climactic one. Imagine: a cascading waterfall flowing in the background our fearless family that includes Sari, Dee Dee, and Henry eager to face their nemesis, the Cocaine Bear. It's a thrilling battle for over a century, filled with fireballs, roars of the bear and enough white powder bring Tony Montana to shame. When you think you've defeated the bear after all, it's resurrected with a cocaine explosion! Talk about a new era of famous proportions.
It's true that "Cocaine Bear" may have some flaws. Editing can be as unpredictable as a caffeinated squirrel leaving you scratching your head and asking yourself if that film reel is used secretly as scratching posts. Don't fret, fans, as the bear CGI truly tops the pack. The bear is the star of the show regardless of whether the team of editors seemed to be in a state of sugar coma their own.
The film is a mix of tension, double-crossings with unexpected bonds. It's like mixing tequila with bear saliva--unconventional and unforgettable. If the credits are rolling when you're out the door with a smile across your face, you should remember this final tip from the reviewer's report: Keep bears away from food, especially not heroin or fellow trekkers. I guarantee it will not go well for any of the people involved.
Then, go grab your popcorn and buckle up and get yourself immersed in the bizarre world of "Cocaine Bear." This is a unique cinematic experience that'll leave you in stunned, as you consider the importance of bears' in-depth party possibility.